; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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