you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
