I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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