its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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