You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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