i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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