her vagine was all disorganized.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.