Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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