I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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