there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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