He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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