Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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