Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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