Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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