So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
