I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Life is so much better after having sex.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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