i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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