My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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