i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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