Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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