He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
How's work?
Spinning.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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