Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Are my feet made of real feet?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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