we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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