There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
