Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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