You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Acid is not a monday night drug
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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