Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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