I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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