dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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