Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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