margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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