I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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