Its about making memories worth repressing
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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