..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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