I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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