You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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