yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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