I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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