Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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