What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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