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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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