I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
420 ftw
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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