I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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