Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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