I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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