is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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