Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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