It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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