he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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