i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You made out with two different species that night
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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