i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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