fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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