He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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