Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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