well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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