trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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