did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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