ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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